Location - Texas
Age - 20
Show(s) - Drunken Nights, Sunday Bullshit Session, Texas Trax
Favorite Genre - Rock
Favorite Band - Godsmack
Favorite Song - Tool - Sober
Last Album Bought - Jimi Hendrix - Greatest Hits
How You Got Involved With WTFR - Founder
Most Memorable OnAir Moment -The Very First 60 Seconds Go On Drunken Nights
Personality- "The Definition Of A Man With No Brain To Mouth Filter. Loud, Proud,Witty, And intelligent. In One Word Personality Is Explosive.
Interests - Music, Poetry, Martial Arts, Law,
Pet Peeves - The Contradictions, And Ignorance In Today's Society. The Overall Evil Of Todays Way of Live. People Who Can't Take A Fucking Joke. People Who Are Afraid To Go After What They Want. The List Goes On And On.
Marital Status - In A Relationship
Favorite Beverage - Jack Daniels, Crown Royal. It's A Close Call
Favorite Food - Italian Food
Quote - "Fuck Em' If They Can't Take A Joke!"
Contact- taylorblade@wtfradiolive.com
Awards 2006 - Best Overall DJ, Greatest Ranting DJ, Best Show(Drunken Nights), Best OnAir Brawl, Funniest Show(Drunken Nights, Most Memorable Show(Drunken Nights)

Location - Skelmersdale, United Kingdom
Age -Thirty Something
Show(s) - Random Apearances
Favorite Genre - Metal And Hard Rock
Favorite Band - Iron Maiden
Favorite Song -That Depends, What Time Is It?
Last Album Bought - Radiohead - In Rainbow
How You Got Involved With WTFR - WTFR Sent A Fruit Basket, With A Really Heart-Felt Note
Most Memorable OnAir Moment - Tie Between Taking A Leak And Snorting Vinegar
Personality- Up Beat, Funny, Plays Well With Others. I Like To Meet People, Love Conversation……Wait, Is This Going On Myspace?
Interests - Music, SCUBA Diving, The Outdoors, Motorcycles
Pet Peeves - Idiots, And People Who Make Me Fix Their Computers
Marital Status - Going...Going...Gone!
Favorite Beverage - Black & Tan
Favorite Food - Anything Italian, With A Preference For Red Sauce
Quote - "Gitdafuckodahear "
Contact - maxpowerATwtfradioliveDOTcom
Awards 2006 - Funniest DJ, Best Show(The Tower), Most Likely To Cause Spontanious Masturbation, Best OnAir Chemistry(The Tower)

Location - Oregon
Age - 34
Show(s) - Alive And Buried (A.K.A. None At The Moment)
Favorite Genre - Metal
Favorite Band - Nothingface
Favorite Song - Murder Is Masturbation
Last Album Bought - I Can't Remember That Far Back
How You Got Involved With WTFR - One Long Drunken Night
Most Memorable OnAir Moment - Co-Hosting Drunken Nights For 7 FUCKING HOURS!
Personality- Dickhead Asshole
Interests - Beer And NASCAR
Pet Peeves - DG
Marital Status - Long Term Relationship
Favorite Beverage - Coors Light
Favorite Food - Italian Foods
Quote - "Prostitutes Don't Have Kids, They Have Pimps And Abortions."
Contact - copylifted@wtfradiolive.com
Awards 2006 - Most Politically Incorrect DJ, Best Show(Drunken Nights), Most Memorable Show(Drunken Nights), Funniest Show(Drunken Nights)

Location - I Da HO (Boise To Be More Exact)
Age - 30 (8 Mentally)
Show(s) - The Tower Of Uber N' Power
Favorite Genre - Rock, Loud, Obnoxious, Curse Laden Rock
Favorite Band - Lords Of Acid (Which Oddly Enough Isn't Rock)
Favorite Song - Whipping Boy - Vision
Last Album Bought - Beats Me. Korn Or Somthing.
How You Got Involved With WTFR - I Got Drunk And Said Yes, Without Listening To The Question
Most Memorable OnAir Moment - My Fingers In Mouse Traps....All For Our Listeners Entertainment
Personality- Mean, Cranky, And Not All Together With It
Interests - Beer, Motorcycles, Women
Pet Peeves - Bad Beer, Broken Motorcycles, Ugly Women. Oh, And Stupid, I Hate Stupid
Marital Status - Single
Favorite Beverage -Big Horn Brewing's Tail Dagger
Favorite Food - Free (Or Pizza If I Gotta Pay For It)
Quote - "FUCK YOU, YOU GODDAMN LLAMA!"
Contact - UberSkippy@wtfradiolive.com
Awards 2006 - Best Show(The Tower), Best OnAir Chemistry(The Tower), Most Shocking OnAir Stunt

Location - England
Age - 31
Show(s) - The Corporal Slap-A-Lot And Pinky Deep Show, THe Lady And The Tramp
Favorite Genre - 80's, Rock
Favorite Band - Lots
Favorite Song - Lots
Last Album Bought - Legally?
How You Got Involved With WTFR - Taylor Made Me
Most Memorable OnAir Moment - Sober?
Personality- I'm British, What Else DO You Need To Know, You Tosser?
Interests - Making Lots Of Money And Having Sex...A Lot
Pet Peeves - Generally People Who Piss Me Off, I Have A List And It's Getting Longer. Chances Are, You Are On It.
Marital Status - Single
Favorite Beverage - Good Merlot, Champagne, Vodka And lager
Favorite Food - Lobster
Quote - "Fuck Off You Wanker"
Contact - ladyvictoria@wtfradiolive.com
Awards 2006 - Most Likely To Cause Spontanious Masturbation, Funniest Show(Lady & Tramp), Most Profane DJ

Location - Oregon - Where Marijauna Possesion Is Not A Criminal Offense
Age - 28
Show(s) - Off The Air At The Moment, But Coming Back Soon
Favorite Genre - Hard Rock, Metal
Favorite Band - Oh Jeez...Just One...Uh...Ummm...Nothingface..I Think
Favorite Song - Welcome To The End - Celdweller
Last Album Bought - Yeah, Right.
How You Got Involved With WTFR - From Our Daddy, WTF.COM
Most Memorable OnAir Moment - The Corndog Incident
Personality- N/A
Interests - Sci-Fi, Horror
Pet Peeves - Stupidity In General
Marital Status - Long Term Commitment
Favorite Beverage - Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, and umm COFFEE!
Favorite Food - Coffee? Fish
Quote - "This Is The Internets, Intellect Is Optional, But Recommended."
Contact - dustinzgirl@wtfradiolive.com
Awards 2006 - Most Likely To Strangle Someone OnAir

Location - Chicagoland
Age - 20
Show(s) - Jane Takes A Wiz, OMAGA Vagina's
Favorite Genre - 80s, 80s Freestyle, Reggae, Alternative, Rock, Pop, Rap, Old School, And Just About Everything Else.
Favorite Band - Bob Marley, AC/DC, Ben Folds Five, Madeleine Peyroux, Rascal Flatts, Prince, Queen
Favorite Song - Black Betty - Ram Jam
Last Album Bought - The Gap Band - Greatest Hits
How You Got Involved With WTFR - I Really Wanted To Take Part In The Awesomeness Of WTFR, So I Figured Out How And Here I Am.
Most Memorable OnAir Moment - The 7 Hour Long Drunken Nights Broadcast
Personality- Effervescent, Friendly, Vivacious, And Silly
Interests - Music (Playing Piano And Singing, Going To School For Bilingual Spanish Education In The Elementary Schools)
Pet Peeves - Being Told What To Do
Marital Status - Dating
Favorite Beverage - Miller Light, Captian Morgan
Favorite Food - Steak, Shrimp, Brocolli, And Lobster Tails
Quote - "Loud Noises, BAM BAM BAM"
Contact - tbskitten@wtfradiolive.com
Awards 2006 - Most Improved Show(Jane Takes A Wiz), Most Likely To Cause Spontanious Masturbation

Location - New Jersey
Age - 17
Show(s) - Jane Takes A Wiz
Favorite Genre - Hard-Fucking-Core
Favorite Band - Undecided
Favorite Song - Even More Undecided
Last Album Bought - Refuced - The Shape Of Punk To Come
How You Got Involved With WTFR - At Gun Point
Most Memorable OnAir Moment - Undecided
Personality- N/A
Interests - Music, Internets, Boobies
Pet Peeves - Chicks With Dicks
Marital Status - Legal In October '06
Favorite Beverage - Jack Daniels And Coke
Favorite Food - Ranch Dressing
Quote - "Meaning a Qoute from you! " - Taylor
Contact - wizardlyfriend@wtfradiolive.com
Awards 2006 - Most Improved Show(Jane Takes A Wiz), Most Likely NOT To Cause Spontanious Masturbation, Most Absent Minded DJ

Location - North Carolina
Age - 99
Show(s) - 80's Rewind, Cinemascapes
Favorite Genre - 80's, Alternative, Film Scores
Favorite Band - Bush
Favorite Song - Bush - Alien
Last Album Bought - Wings - Greatest Hits
How You Got Involved With WTFR - They Dragged Me Kicking And Screaming
Most Memorable OnAir Moment - "DG And CL's Bogus Corndog Adventure"
Personality- N/A
Interests - Psychology, Paranormal/UFOlogy, Karate, Ultimate Frisbee, Interwebnets
Pet Peeves - Descent
Marital Status - Married But Always Open To Meh's Sandwiches
Favorite Beverage - Mudslide
Favorite Food - Lobster Ravioli
Quote - N/A
Contact - Jason@wtfradiolive.com
Awards 2006 - Best Musical Content(Cinemascapes), Most Original Format/Content(Cinemascapes

Location - Containment Area For Relocated Yankees, NC
Age - 33
Show(s) - B.M.S. (Bitches Music Selection)
Favorite Genre - Eclectic. (Rock, Classic Rock, Oldies, Pop, Alternative, R&B, Rap, Metal Ballads, Accoustic, Folk, New Wave, Musicals, Soundtracks, Classical, Etc...)
Favorite Band - Alanis Morissette
Favorite Song - Changes Constantly
Last Album Bought - Anna Nalik
How You Got Involved With WTFR - Jason Sat On My Face Until I Gave In And Played Some Music
Most Memorable OnAir Moment - Hearing Taylor's Rant For The First Time. Laughed Hysterically
Personality- Silly, Friendly, Thoughtful, Chatty/Quiet, Sarcastic
Interests - Dogs, Massage, Nature Views, People
Pet Peeves - Pedestrians In Parking Lots That Don't Look Out For Cars, Car Drivers With Brights On At Night And/Or In Fog, And Obnoxious, Inconsiderate Assholes, And people That Park Inches Away From My Car So I Can't Get In. (The List Goes On....)
Marital Status - Married And Lovin' It!
Favorite Beverage - Oreo Shake, Coca-Cola
Favorite Food - Gnocchi
Quote - N/A
Contact - bitch@wtfradiolive.com

Location - San Antonio, Texas
Age - 20
Show(s) - Havok's Hour Of Havok, Texas Trax
Favorite Genre - Rock (Grunge, Alternative, Classic, whatever you'd like to call it.)
Favorite Band - Tool/A Perfect Circle
Favorite Song - Chevelle - Comfortable Liar
Last Album Bought - Rob Zombie - Past, Present & Future
How You Got Involved With WTFR - Founder Of Wtfradio.net Which Failed. TaylorBlade Found Me Lying In The Gutter, Sober. Taylor Gave Me Booze, And Brought Me To Wtfradiolive.com. My Savior.
Most Memorable OnAir Moment - Owning Uber on his own show.
Personality- Slightly Arousing
Interests - Music. Writing. My guitar. Your mother.
Pet Peeves - Max deleting threads and running out of smokes
Marital Status - Single and desparate
Favorite Beverage - Beer
Favorite Food - Anything free. That and Chinese.
Quote - I gave peace a chance. Then I found WTFRadio.
Contact-HavokChylde@wtfradiolive.com

Eastside (Easty)

Location - St. Chuck
Age - 19
Show(s) - Easty's Live Judes
Favorite Genre - Question, Does It Have A Guitar
Favorite Band - Disturbed
Favorite Song - Hate Me (Blue October)
Last Album Bought - City Of Evil (Avenged Sevenfold)
How You Got Involved With WTFR - Seemed Like A Good Idea, So I Checked It Out
Most Memorable OnAir Moment - Getting Owned On The Bullshit Session
Personality- Funny, Off The Wall, "I Do What I Want", Apathetic
Interests - Girls, Girls, Girls, Music, Videogames, Movies, And Girls
Pet Peeves - Old Drivers, Teenage Girl Drivers, And Almost Anyone Else Who Lacks In The Common Sense Dept.
Marital Status - Single...DATE ME!
Favorite Beverage - Diet Coke, WIth Lime
Favorite Food - Pizza Or Burgers
Quote - "Play It Loud, Or DOn't Play It At All"
Contact - eastside@wtfradiolive.com

Location - C'Vegas, GA
Age - 20
Show(s) - Easty's Full Frontal Judity
Favorite Genre - Rock
Favorite Band - The Brilliant Inventions
Favorite Song - Shadow Of The Sun - Audioslave
Last Album Bought - Flyleaf
How You Got Involved With WTFR - I Got Invited To Be A Guest On Various Shows And Liked It So Much I Decided To Join In
Most Memorable OnAir Moment - When I Owned My Boyfriend So Bad He Cried And Couldn't Get Me Back Because He Has No Wit In Order To Combat Me
Personality- N/A
Interests - Comptuers, Psychology, Folklore, True Crime, Photography, Anime
Pet Peeves - You And The Trix Rabbit
Marital Status - Single Yet Taken
Favorite Beverage - Milk?
Favorite Food - Seafood
Quote - "Jesus Saves! He passes to Gretzy and SCORE !"
Contact - jude@wtfradiolive.com

Location - GA
Age - 20
Show(s) - Taint This!
Favorite Genre - Acoustic Folk
Favorite Band - Veruca Salt
Favorite Song - Doobie Brothers - Black Water
Last Album Bought - anna nalik
How You Got Involved With WTFR - The Shows Rocked, I Wanted On!
Most Memorable OnAir Moment - Uber Smashing His Fingers In Mouse Traps While I Screamed Bloody Murder
Personality- Quirky, Funny, Dorky, But The Queen Of Cool For Sure.
Interests - Guitar, Singing, Music, Art, Dance, Roleplaying, And Acting
Pet Peeves - Saying "Since" Instead Of "Sense" And People Taking My Stuff
Marital Status - Single
Favorite Beverage - Iced Mocha Marble Machiatto
Favorite Food - Fruit. All Of It. But Not Grapefruit.
Quote - "I'll Kill You In Da Face!"
Contact - tainted@wtfradiolive.com

Location - England
Age - 18
Show(s) - The Lady And The Tramp
Favorite Genre - Rock/Fuck
Favorite Band - Ever Changing
Favorite Song - Good Question.... I'll Get Back To You On That
Last Album Bought - I Haven't "Bought" An Album In Quite A While
How You Got Involved With WTFR - It All Started With Vic Screaming At Me To Get A Mic. It Was All DOwn Hill From There, And Now I'm A DJ.
Most Memorable OnAir Moment - Fuck If I Know. I Just Say Things, But Remembering Things Is Another Matter - Ask Vic
Personality- I'm A Twat That Doesn't Know When To Quit
Interests - Seeing How Many Chairs I Can Break A Month Through Vigorous Masturbation. I'll Share My Results At The End Of The Year.
Pet Peeves - Remembering What I Said The Night Before. Hell, Those Moments Can Be Bad
Marital Status - Single. I Have The Calluses To Prove It
Favorite Beverage - Bitter, Ale, Or A Bottle Of Whiskey
Favorite Food - Clam
Quote - "I'll Be Sober In The Morning, But You'll Be Ugly For The Rest Of Your Life"
Contact - piro@wtfradiolive.com
Awards 2006 - Funniest Show(Lady & Tramp), DJ Most Likely To Put Their Foot In Their Mouth

Location - Southern Cali
Age - 32
Show(s) - What Books Do At Night
Favorite Genre - All Except Rap/Hip-Hop, And COuntry/Western
Favorite Band - Alice In Chains
Favorite Song - Man In The Box
Last Album Bought - Smashmouth - Astrolounge
How You Got Involved With WTFR - I've Been Listening Since The Beginning And Have Always Been A Fan. I've Been A Guest A Few Times So Decided To Take The Plunge And Jump In.
Most Memorable OnAir Moment - Random Radio Show With Taylor, Wiz And Max. I Had A Blast.
Personality- N/A
Interests - Being A Pirate, A Viking, And A Wookie
Pet Peeves - NBeing Interrupted
Marital Status - Sorry Ladies, The Wookie Is Taken
Favorite Beverage - Smirnoff Twisteds
Favorite Food - The Edible Kind
Quote - Yarr! Mind if I fire me longtom through yer porthole?
Contact - tostig@wtfradiolive.com
Awards 2006 - Ugliest DJ

Location - California
Age - Ageless
Show(s) - What Books Do At Night
Favorite Genre - Jazz/Blues
Favorite Band - If I Can Sing It Or Dance To It, I Like It
Favorite Song - Until - Sting
Last Album Bought - Soundtrack From Good Night, And Good Luck
How You Got Involved With WTFR - Tostig
Most Memorable OnAir Moment - To Be Determined
Personality- Quietly Amused
Interests - Books, Antiques, D&D Roleplay
Pet Peeves - People Who Hurt Others Purposely
Marital Status - To Be Determined
Favorite Beverage - Expresso With Half & Half
Favorite Food - Tostig's Chicken & Dumplings
Quote - "You Can Lead A Horticulture, But You Can't Make Her Think"
Contact - caffeinated@wtfradiolive.com

Gehtfuct (Dr. Dick Gehtfuct)

Location - Armpit, Arkansux
Age - It Depends On Who You Ask
Show(s) - Geht This!
Favorite Genre - Anything But Country
Favorite Band -Tool, Mudvayne
Favorite Song - Tool - Sober
Last Album Bought - APC
How You Got Involved With WTFR - Blackmailed
Most Memorable OnAir Moment - I Can't Remember If I Took A Dump Yesterday, And You Ask Me This?!?
Personality- I'm A Gemini, You Figure It Out
Interests - Being Slightly Irritating
Pet Peeves - Crunchy Cat Turds
Marital Status - Sure...
Favorite Beverage - Beer, H2O
Favorite Food - Got Beef
Quote - "I'll Spit In Your Ass"
Contact - gehtfuct@wtfradiolive.com

GunSlinger (Slinger)

Location - Indiana
Age - 19
Show(s) - Slinger's Tavern
Favorite Genre - Alternative/Rock
Favorite Band - Alkaline Trio
Favorite Song - Dropkick Murphies - Irish Drinking Song
Last Album Bought - Modest Mouse - Good News For People Who Love Bad News
How You Got Involved With WTFR - Through Jane Begging Me To Join
Most Memorable OnAir Moment - N/A
Personality- Trying To Get Along With Everyone, While Still Being Able To Make Them Laugh
Interests - Computer Gaming, Paintball, Women, Texas Hold Em'
Pet Peeves - People Who Can't Take A Hint, And Those Who Try To Fit In When They Are Clearly Not Welcome
Marital Status - Single
Favorite Beverage - Mountian Dew W/ Everclear
Favorite Food - Peanut Butter And Jelly
Quote - "The Hard Times In Life Are What Make Life Interesting "
Contact - gunslinger@wtfradiolive.com

HoneyImHome (Honey)

Location - Bible-Thumping, GA
Age - 36
Show(s) - Geht This!
Favorite Genre - I Like Most Music With Few Exceptions
Favorite Band - Three Days Grace (This Week Anyways)
Favorite Song - Three Days Grace - Animal I Have Become & Music Of The Night From The Phantom Of The Opera
Last Album Bought - Killers
How You Got Involved With WTFR - Geht Suggested, I Caved
Most Memorable OnAir Moment - Geht's Pet Crickets
Personality- Hmm.. I get Annoyed Easily But Generally Try To Be Pleasant
Interests - Opera/Theater, Comedy
Pet Peeves - Arrogance, And Stupid Commercials, Oh And Nickelback
Marital Status - Married
Favorite Beverage - Coke Zero
Favorite Food - Most Things With Cheese And Pasta
Quote - "When The Tough Get Going, The Rest Of Us Better Run Like School Girls "
Contact - HoneyImHome@wtfradiolive.com

 

Advisors and other Staff

Screwy (Screwball)

eGhost (Ghost)

BrIONwoshMunky (BW)

Location - Bumfuckistan, Indiana
Age - 23
Show(s) - The Sky Is Falling Segment On Drunken Nights
Favorite Genre - 80's Rock
Favorite Band - Pfft!!!
Favorite Song - Ray Charles - Georgia On My Mind
Last Album Bought - I Do Not Contribute To The Corporate Music Scene
How You Got Involved With WTFR - I Was Molested By An Emu. And The First Person To Come Along And Help Me Out Was Taylor Blade.  I Therefore Pledged My Life To Him And I Was Given The Task Of Sorting Out Causes Of The End Of The World, And Ensuring That The Public Heard Of Them So They Could Adequetly Prepare.
Most Memorable OnAir Moment - When Taylor Burned Through His Dollar Bill....On His Wrist....With A Cigarette
Personality- Stone Cold Seriousness, The End Of The World Is Bad Shit Man
Interests - Comptuers, Conspiracy (Only In An Extremely Joking Manner), And Mechanics
Pet Peeves - People Who Chew With Open Mouths
Marital Status - Single
Favorite Beverage - Crown Royal
Favorite Food - Pizza ....Is There Anything Else
Quote - "I Am The Bearer Of Fuzzy Candy"
Contact - bwm@wtfradiolive.com
Awards 2006 - Best Show(Drunken Nights)

TheLampIncident (Lampy)

Location - Rhode Island
Age - 19
Show(s) - N/A
Favorite Genre - Grindcore/Powerviolence
Favorite Band - Most Bands In The Above Genres With Some Sort Of Name
Favorite Song - They Are 30 Seconds Long So I Can't Pick One
Last Album Bought - CDs By Tear It Up, Assuck, Anal Cunt, Project X, And Los Crudos
How You Got Involved With WTFR - Taylor Asked Me If I Was Interested
Most Memorable OnAir Moment - Hell If I Know. I Haven't Had Many
Personality- I May Seem Grouchy At First, But I'm A Real Nice Guy Once You Get To Know Me
Interests - Musical Instruments, Musical Chairs, Musical Holocaust, Toasted Coconut Donuts
Pet Peeves - EVERYTHING!
Marital Status - Single
Favorite Beverage - 1% Milk
Favorite Food - Shrimp Alfredo Pasta
Quote - "I'll Fuck Anything That's Dead "
Contact - lampincident@wtfradiolive.com